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I am 53% Emo.

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I am 57% Internet Addict.

I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I'm just well connected to the internet and technology, but it's really a start of a drug-like addiction. I must act now! Unplug this computer!

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Once upon a time there has a young SNOWBOARD named MICHAEL. He was STUPIDLY NOTHING in the CREEPY forest when he met SILLY STEWART, a run-away REAL ESTATE AGENT from the LOVERLY Queen MARTHA.

MICHAEL could see that SILLY STEWART was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his MANLY PIZZA ROLLS. SILLY STEWART was thankful for MICHAEL's PIZZA ROLLS, so he told MICHAEL a very SLIMY story about Queen MARTHA's daughter JACKSON. How her mother, the LOVERLY Queen MARTHA, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic HIPPO, because JACKSON was so POLKA-DOTTED.

MICHAEL BARFED. He vowed to SILLY STEWART the REAL ESTATE AGENT that he would save the POLKA-DOTTED JACKSON. He would SKIP the HIPPO, and take JACKSON far away from her eveil mother, the LOVERLY Queen MARTHA, and FALL her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a FUNNY PEEING and SILLY STEWART the REAL ESTATE AGENT began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HIPPO from his story. LOVERLY Queen MARTHA SQUEAKED out from behind a TOASTER and struck MICHAEL dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a MEEOWWW.

THE END.

Subject: The STUPID SCOOTERS in the BATHROOM and Other Business.

From: Mr. RED POLKA-DOTTED, MOUSE Supervisor

To: All Employees of POINTY ELEPHANT Inc.

It has come to my SHINY attention that the BATHROOM has been QUICKLY SKIED WITH with STUPID SCOOTERS. I am tired of dealing with FUZZY employees and their STUPID SCOOTERS. The BATHROOM is meant for TAPPING. It is not a Q-TIP room.

On a more GOOEY note, I would like to MONKEY all of you for the SLIPPERY work you all did on the PERIWINKLE TUPPERWARE account. You should all be AMUSINGLY FELL.

Also, be sure to welcome BOBBY, the newest member of the DAISY department. They will be a GEEKY TREASURE CHEST to our family.

SHARPLY Yours,

Mr. RED POLKA-DOTTED, MOUSE Supervisor.